June 2012
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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aquus: a list of terrifying phrases whatre you lookin at can i use your computer can i look something up wheres internet explorer
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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highpricepussy: All you really need to know about me is that I love to suck cock.
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Bullshittery I just read: "I mean, I want a woman...
str8nochaser: So…..you want a unicorn.  Okay.  Got it.  Cuz last I heard… Bey has a professional trainer, nutritionist… oh and rehearses like 8 hours a day in heels.  Shut the fuck up and come back when you’re an actual adult. 
Jun 2nd
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Real nigga haiku
shestayslifted: Aye, lemme holla Aye girl, you with the fat ass Aiight, fuck you then
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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“heheheheh “my pussy is wet” insert picture of a wet kitty here HEHEHEH get it...”
– people with literally the worst sense of humor (via creamy-pop)
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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future child: hey mom can i see dad
me: yeah sure let me just show you the anime he's in
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
88 posts
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
komute: MELONS.
May 31st
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May 31st
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abunchoftwats: svetlana-del-rey: jacksonkillah: svetlana-del-rey: abunchoftwats: Everytime I see those “AMERICA” posts, I laugh because free healthcare lol it’s hilarious how we’re totally fucked when it comes to our health What’s even more hilarious is how long it’s going to change to fix it. I mean I’m glad the fact that I can’t afford medication that makes me marginally sane is...
May 31st
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May 30th
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tltty: this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth this was her after ripping off the tape and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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